The Detectives (1993)
The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
Writing:
Stars:
- Mike Whitehill
- Steve Knight
- Jasper Carrott
Stars:
Dr Phipps
Head Teacher
Dr Monk
Derek Alsopp
Old Man in flats
P.C. Drake
Jerry Palmer
Fatha
Josef Esterhazy
Dr. Phibes
Bruce
Van der Dyck
Dave Briggs
D.I. Tyler
D.C. Dominic Boyle
Dinner Lady
Simon
Superintendent Cottam
Bob Louis
Kelvin
Lorry Driver
Duke of Connemara
Polish Joe
Derek
Grey Wolf
Duchess
King Harold
Ronnie Goodall
William the Conqueror
Charlie Hungerford
Jan
First Old Lady
Mr. Sharpe
Blind Billy
Danny Kane
Irene Mazola
Billy
Thomas
Sir Arthur Andrews
Old Lady
Bride
Jennie Richardson
Sultan of Benaris
Brian Kent
Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson
W.P.C.
Maisie
Superintendent Simmons
W.P.C Sandy Taylor
Emily Ford
Brother Ryan
Harry Laws
Jim Bergerac
Young girl 1
Groom's Father
Lomax
Granny-o-gram
Viking
Mary
Fat Reg
Chief Superintendent
Tony
Terry
Flash Gordon
P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton
Professor Rose
Detective Simpson
Barmaid
Young girl 2
Himself
Customs Officer
P.C. Terry
Bouncer
Seth
Norman Lute Player
Sergeant Williams
Greek Gangster
Skipping Boxer
Tom Reid
Spanner
First Policeman
Armed Officer
Blonde Woman
Clown
1st Schoolgirl
Charlie
Vet
Billy
Paramedic
Young Stablehand
Camilla
Pike
Football Commentator (voice)
Bank Robber
Maquess of Tipperary
McKenna
Skunk
Peter Burlington
Second Old Lady
Doctor
Ruud
Hotspur
Mr. Hawthorne
2nd Blind Date Woman
Bumpkin
Helen
Farmer
Sutton Frobisher
Tall Murderer
Cabbie
Master Of Ceremonies
Cashier
Doctor
Second Policeman
Kenny
The Butler
McKenna Employee 1
Dr. Pete
Old Lady
Bryant
Newsround Presenter
Roberts
Mr Smith
