Chris and Carl head to Catterick to search for Carl's long-lost son and unwittingly stumble on an armed robbery. Carl has booked a room at the Mermade Hotel run by the unpleasant Mr Oates. What is the secret that he keeps locked away in the hotel safe?

• Bob Mortimer
• Vic Reeves

• Mark Gatiss
• Reece Shearsmith
• Tim Healy