Harold is going out every night, so Albert suspects that he must being seeing a girl. Determined to put a stop to the romance, he gets Harold to invite the girl back to the house for dinner. Meanwhile, Albert puts the clocks forward so when she fails to show up at the right time, Harold thinks she has stood him up.

• Ray Galton
• Alan Simpson

• Joanna Lumley
• Harry H. Corbett
• Wilfrid Brambell