Windshield washers on a car are rigged to squirt unsuspecting people nearby. Customers in a New York restaurant are given pagers that will ring when the restroom is free. Visitors to a pancake house are served the world's tallest stack of hotcakes. In Chicago, customers at a drive-up window are told they've missed their turn in line. Classic: A pay trash recepticle. Classic #2 (from 1962): Different ways school children raise their hands in class. Episode ends showing the best ""smiles"" from the ""reveal"" shots of the past season.

• Allen Funt

• Isabel Sanford
• Dina Eastwood
• Dom DeLuise