Before you answer, "I do" make sure your partner doesn't say "I don't". Is it really such a good idea to let the groom's ex-girlfriend hold a speech at the wedding? Did you know that you can tell if it's true love by the absence of facials? Never ever let the mother of the bride show what she can do spreadeagled with a fistful of Ping-Pong balls. Is the tradition for the male guests to kiss the bride the best way to start a marriage? A child can be the perfect wedding gift, if you can find the right wrapping paper.

• Alexander Kantsjö
• Alex Kantsjö
• Daniel Ottosson

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• Jim Cargill
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