Michele Ivey is obsessed with The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. To become the fifth hero in a shell, Michelle has spent over $5,000 in karate lessons and even bought the 'head' (a costume head worn in the movie) of the turtle Michaelangelo. In this episode you'll also meet Travis Bell, a Dukes of Hazzard fanatic who spent a year's salary to see the series signature automobile, The General Lee, fly again. Then you'll meet Brent Moffat, a man obsessed with piercing. Brent plans to set a world record by piercing himself three thousand times in hono of how many people died in the 9/11 tragedy. Finally, Nancy Townsend is a woman who is raising her four geese and one duck as her children and traded in her house for a duck friendly RV.

• Fred Willard