John and Gail, two newspaper delivery carriers, are planning a redneck bash on the eastern shores of Maryland. In addition to an archway constructed out of beer cans, newspapers being used as tablecloths, and a good old-fashioned mechanical bull at the reception, John and Gail are going to have chickens released instead of the traditional dove release after the two say "I do." John's mom, whom they live with, isn't thrilled when she finds out the wedding is taking place in a combination flea market/bar/convenience/gas station. Also, Gail's Internet- ordered wedding dress comes in 20 sizes too small! It'll come down to the wire as the bride-to-be tries to button up all the loose ends of her wedding - not to mention her wedding dress. One thing is for sure. This paperboy wedding will be headline newsworthy!

• Matthew James Williams

• Tom Arnold