A party is held for all those who have made the England squad in the World cup 2002. John Sargeant is outside Stephen Byer's office. We go into Chris Evans and Billie Piper's house and they're in bed, they don't feel right realising they're not drunk & Prince Edward gets a call and the Big brother people have excepted the tape.

• Jan Ravens
• Jon Culshaw
• Alistair McGowan