It's the day after the Lord of the rings Oscar party and Gollum is in his bed with a hangover, hoping he didn't do anything stupid. John Prescott goes to see Tony Blair but Tony is busy spying on General Kofi Annan's phone call. An Iraq desert and Tony Blair and John Prescott are searching for the weapons of mass destruction with metal detectors. Sian Lloyd is doing the weather of the Lord of the rings settings e.g the Shire and Mordor

• Jan Ravens
• Jon Culshaw
• Alistair McGowan