Sir Watkin Bassett is writing his memoires, which could prove scandalous to everyone in his life, so various members of society, such as Madeline Bassett, and Lady Florence Cray -- to whom Bertie has recently become engaged -- all want Bertie to steal them. Stiffy Byng is producing the village entertainment for Totleigh-on-the-Wold involving Mike & Pat Cross talk between Gussie and Spode, and a song by her betrothed, Stinker Pinker.

• Clive Exton
• P.G. Wodehouse

• Richard Dixon
• Pip Torrens
• Stephen Fry