George gets frustrated when he can't get a cable hookup, so he turns to Larry who gets him an ilegal hookup. The ""S.D.I. System"" in the White House sends a missile to Austria. The president of Austria and two of his assistants break into the white house to destroy Washington D.C. Meanwhile, Princess buys pills over the Internet she thinks will make her smarter, but which make her breasts larger.

• Kyle McCulloch
• Trey Parker
• Matt Stone

• Valerie Mahaffey
• Frank Novak
• Timothy Bottoms