The arrest of the one-millionth drug offender is taking place. George's mom comes to visit, but Laura doesn't want her in the ceremony. George's mom refuses to be in the ceremony after hearing that Laura wants to be part of it. Meanwhile, George accidentaly takes ecstacy, instead of an aspirin, for his headache. He tells Princess to lock him in a room and never let him come out, but tricks Princess into letting him out. At the ceremony, Laura tells everyone that George had to leave, although while he is high he walks right into the middle of the ceremony. Then he decides the party is boring and turns it into a rave. Then, Laura finally stands up to Mrs. Bush.

• Kyle McCulloch
• Trey Parker
• Matt Stone

• Valerie Mahaffey
• Frank Novak
• Timothy Bottoms