George and Laura set Karl up with a woman, ignorant of his 25-year marriage as protests start when George Bush decides to drill for oil in Alaska. Karl's wife comes to the White House and blames Laura for ruining her marriage. Throughout the episode, differences are settled by George/Larry, Laura/Mrs. Rove, Karl/Maggie, George/Maggie, Laura/Herself, Larry/Karl, George/Karl, Princess/Kanooknook, and Karl and his wife.

• Kyle McCulloch
• Trey Parker
• Matt Stone

• Valerie Mahaffey
• Frank Novak
• Timothy Bottoms