The Titanic II is infested with cockroaches and Paul is on a mission to send them all to cockroach heaven. But what will happen to Tim who has inherited the mysterious Ferguson family curse and Richard who has turned vegetarian and as a result of eating really lightly cooked fish ends up with Flacco in his stomach. Richard ends up coughing up nerf balls left, right and centre. This episode features the D*A*A*S song 'Thank You'.

• Paul McDermott
• Tim Ferguson
• Richard Fidler