It is the Doug Anthony Allstars last day on board the Titanic II... hopefully. But when they play a game of charades, everything starts to turn surreal. One of them isn't human, one of them discovers a genie in a box, there is a bomb aboard that is set to blow before they are scheduled to get off the ship and poor cousin Valmay is in as bad shape as ever. This episode features the song 'Cosmic Cowboys of Doom'.

• Paul McDermott
• Tim Ferguson
• Richard Fidler